Laugh About It, Shout About It, When You've Got to Choose...
Two really quick, really inconsequential things about the second Presidential debate...
1. Bush said internets. Yep, plural. It's really nitpicking, but it just sounded like something my grandmother would say. She always adds an 's' to things that don't need it and even will take away an 's' every once and a while from something that needs it. Here's a perfect example from an actual conversation I had with my grandmother a few years ago:
Me: Grandma, where did you have lunch today?
Grandma: We went to the Arby in front of K-Mart's.
That's just beautiful. I love her so much. I'll translate for the grandmother impaired though:
"We went to the Arby's in front of K-Mart."
What was I talking about? Oh, yeah! The debate...
2. Kerry namedropped Superman and Marty McFly in the span of 30 seconds! That's talent.
I challenge anyone to come up with two more important observations on the debate. Go ahead, I'm waiting...
American Gospel: God, the Founding Fathers, and the Making of a Nation - Jon Meacham 
Firewall / The Good Thief / Munich 
The Crane Wife - The Decemberists / One More Drifter in the Snow - Aimee Mann / Orphans: Brawlers, Bawlers, and Bastards - Tom Waits 
30 Rock / Boston Legal / Gilmore Girls / Heroes / Lost / My Name Is Earl / The Office / Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip
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I meant to mention both of those things, but by the time the debate was over I was so wiped out that it was gone from my internal clipboard.
I don't know why, but old people pluralize both "K-mart" and "Kroger" a lot. Maybe it's something about the "K".
Well, i'm off to surf the internets!
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